A Funny Conversation abt Chuck Norris

ok, most of us now i think die-ing abt the fyp, mood down and stress. here are some funny chat abt Chuck Norris i met on internet,. Well for those duno who is Chuck Norris is..u can check it here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts


here are some conversation when chating on net in a forum, suddenly a guy nickname chuck norris came in:

ChuckNorris: someone call me?

ChuckNorris: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

ChuckNorris: There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control

ChuckNorris: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open

ChuckNorris: Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

ChuckNorris: Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Since he keep on spamming abt his this n that ability, somebody come in counter him bac and add more things abt chuck norris>.<


Anonymous:chuck noris doesnt have hair on his testicles cause hair doesnt grow on steal one time

Anonymous: mr t beat chuck norris in a game of tic tac toe in retaliation chuck norris invented racism

Anonymous: men think its ok when there women are thinking about chuck norris during sex because there doing it too

Anonymous: chuck norris decided to sell his urine as a drink ...... we now no this as red bull

Anonymous: one time chuck norris walked down the street with a massive erection..............there were no survivors

Anonymous: superman wears chuck norris pajamas

Anonymous: chuck norris lost his virginity b4 his dad

Anonymous: no women can be raped by chuck norris because that would mean they didnt want it in the first place

Anonymous: chuck is always on top during sex because chuck norris never fucks up